Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
lol hangovers are for mortals.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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