He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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