Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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