people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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