God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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