I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my shit smells like andre
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
