so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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