But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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