You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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