Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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