Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.