Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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