So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
bring money and cleavage
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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