I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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