So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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