Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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