This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We need to rekindle our bromance
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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