I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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