If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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