I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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