They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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