So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Randomize
