How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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