therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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