Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.