uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...