when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home