On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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