Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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