Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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