I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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