Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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