How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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