I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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