we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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