it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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