he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He did a backflip because drugs
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