I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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