Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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