it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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