dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
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I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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