It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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