Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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