that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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