O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
