i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I think people are normalizing furries
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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