would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
