seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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