That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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