Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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