P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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