I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
jump out the window naked night went bad
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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