Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?