operation have a gay friend backfired
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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