how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
There are leaves in my underwear?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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